The guys at 3 Sons Productions time lapsed this weekend’s storm down to 2:28. If only we could get the next storm to end that fast.

Sunday’s Super Bowl . . . in which the New Orleans Saints came from behind to smoke the Indianapolis Colts, by a score of 31-to-17  . . . was the most watched TV program of all time. According to the early numbers released by Nielsen Media Research, an average of 106.5 million people watched the game.  If that holds, it’ll beat out the series finale of “M*A*S*H“, which attracted 106 million viewers in 1983.

You know who else thought that The Who’s performance wasn’t so good? The Who. Here’s what Who singer Roger Daltrey had to say on their halftime performance at the Super Bowl . . . quote, “It didn’t even feel like a concert. I understand.  It’s a TV show.  Cameras were everywhere. I really wished the crowd would have gotten into singing the songs with us more.  That’s how it is in Europe for our soccer matches.  I wanted more banter.  We were trying to put on a great show.  We had as much fun as we could have.”

Jay Leno joked about his Super Bowl appearance on last night’s show: “Letterman and I hadn’t seen each other in over 18 years.  We lost touch.  He found me on Facebook.  He made a friend request, I accepted, and we hooked up and watched the game. In fact, the commercial went so well, Dave and I have decided to go to Vancouver and compete in the two-man luge.”  Wokka-wokka

As expected, Dr. Conrad Murray was charged with involuntary manslaughter yesterday in the death of Michael Jackson.  He pleaded not guilty.  The charge carries a maximum sentence of four years behind bars. Murray was released on $75,000 bail.  There’s a condition on that bail, though:  Murray can’t possess or administer anesthetics . . . especially Propofol.  The judge even told him, quote, “I do not want you sedating people.”  The good doctor is back in court on April 5th.

Michael Jackson always explained away his ever-lightening skin by saying he had vitiligo.  And it turns out that he really did have it. The coroner’s report on Michael was unsealed yesterday, and it confirms that Michael suffered from the condition.  The report states that Michael’s skin had, quote, “patches of light and dark pigmented areas.” Michael also had tattooed lips, eyebrows, eyeliner . . . and hair follicles.  For real . . . Michael had, quote, “dark skin discoloration resembling a tattoo” on the front half of his scalp. Apparently, this was to hide a receding hairline.  Michael’s own hair was sparse . . . and he wore a wig.

Sarah Silverman says Jimmy Kimmel never told her she was pretty. Sarah says her new boyfriend, Family Guy producer/writer Alec Sulkin is “the first guy in a decade who’s given me any kind of compliment, like saying I’m pretty or anything.”

New details from Jennifer Aniston’s Cabo San Lucas birthday celebration with her don’t-call-me-a-boyfriend boyfriend, Gerard Butler and 50 other friends: They all went to One & Only Palmilla resort, where Jen is staying for $9000 a night in a one-bedroom villa with a staff of 12, including two butlers and a chef. There’s a private spa, infinity pool, an outdoor rain shower and day beds. Yeah, that makes all this snow a little tougher to look at, doesn’t it?

Is there a chance we’ll dodge the second storm of the week? Not a chance in hell. Sorry.

On this map, pink equals bad. Very bad. Like 22.5 inches bad.

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It’s a tough job, making the classic ballyard look green and plush for the upcoming season. For Nicole Sherry, it’s a dream job, and she joined us to talk about groundskeeping  and being named one of Baltimore’s top singles by Baltimore Magazine.

 

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NEVER, EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!!

THE NEW JACKPOT IS $535.64 plus a wintOgreen life saver. The first dead guy was Bob Keeshan, Captain Kangaroo.The following have been guessed in round two: Ronald Reagan, Charles Schultz, Chris Farley, Walter Cronkite, John Ritter, Christopher Reeve, Paul Harvey, Sidney Pollock, Sean Taylor, Sonny Bono, Johnny Cash, Dom DeLuise, George Burns, Bernie Mac, Heath Ledger, Les Paul, Muhammad Ali (still alive, but a guess nontheless) , Mister Rogers, Elvis Presley, Johnny Unitas, Johnny Carson, Vincent Price, George Carlin, Chris Farley (again!), John Candy, Buffalo Bob Smith, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Cal Ripken Sr., Bob Hope, Jimmy Stewart, JFK Jr, John Belushi, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jules Verne, Dom DeLuise (again! CHECK THIS PAGE, peoples!!!), Patrick Swayze, Steve Allen, Jackie Gleason, Steve McNair, James Brown, Jonas Salk, Soupy Sales, Robert House Peters Jr. (”Mr. Clean”), WALT DISNEY!!!, undersea explorer Jacques Cousteau, Ed McMahon, Tim Russert, Alexander Graham Bell, John Hughes, Walter Matthau, ELVIS!!!, Billy Mays, the guy who played Captain Chesapeake, George E. Lewis, Dick Wilson (Mr. Whipple) Michael Jackson, Jim Henson, Ted KennedyRodney Dangerfield,  and Jesus Christ.

NEXT CHANCE TO WIN 8:45am WEDNESDAY!

In the surprise Super Bowl spot of the night, David Letterman got Oprah and Leno to appear in a promo for his talk show. Read how it all came down here.

According to these Super Bowl ads, women just are nagging ball busters who suck the life out of men. Ladies, are you offended by these ads, or are they all in good fun?

This was the Google Super Bowl ad that Jojo referenced this morning…

How appropriate to follow a love story through Google, because don’t we all google our dates? And I love that he uses Google as a spell-checker because I definitely do that.

How did Google help you with your relationship?

UPDATE: Apparently there’s a bunch of these ads:  Click here to view them

Drew Brees enjoys the victory, with his one year old son.